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Interview Questions Regarding Your Resumé Gap from the Time You Were Swallowed by a Crevasse in the Earth by Jared Flood|December 2, 2024
Maybe Read Me? A Plea from That One Decaying Book in the Little Library by Kenny Reilly|November 30, 2024
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Stop Blaming Boomers Because the Janitor We Immolated is Trying to Murder You in Your Dreams by Patrick Coyne|November 26, 2024
My Family Always Fights Over Politics at Thanksgiving Because I Instigate Them by Henry Block|November 25, 2024
Don’t Play Christmas Music Too Early—Santa Gets Confused and Starts Hurting People by Adam Campbell-Schmitt|November 22, 2024
I’m Your Therapist and I’m Going to Cure Your Depression with a Lecture on the Brain by Adam Dietz and Troy Doetch|November 21, 2024
I’m the Guy from the Cult Documentary You Just Watched Who Is Revealed to Still Be Very Much in the Cult at the End by Dan Herg|November 19, 2024
I Found a Bar Where Everybody Knows My Name, but They’ve Been Chanting It for the Last Three Hours and Won’t Stop by Patrick Coyne|November 18, 2024
What Happens When I Release This Cart Into a Busy Parking Lot Is Completely Out of My Hands by Miles-Erik Bell|November 16, 2024
I’m Totally on Board with Accepting Flaws, as Long as Those Flaws Adhere to a Certain Standard of Flawlessness by Sarah Lehman|November 14, 2024
You Don’t Understand, If I Use This Turn Signal My Car Will Explode by Julien Perez|November 11, 2024
I Didn’t Join This Dodgeball League for Christian Singles to Make Friends by Patrick Coyne|November 6, 2024
A Republican Politician Explains Abortion While Being Attacked by Lions by Briana Haynie|November 5, 2024
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My Halloween Costume Is Just Regular Clothes, but I Expect You to Guess What I Am by Adam Campbell-Schmitt|October 28, 2024
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Thank You for Attending This Meeting to Address the Totally Unfounded Rumors of Layoffs That We Definitely Haven’t Had Planned for 6 Months by Andrea Davis|October 19, 2024
San Francisco Could Be a Great City, If It Weren’t for Their Baseball Team’s Mascot by Brandon Talley|October 18, 2024
Your Son Got a Sip of Dad’s Heineken and It’s Affecting His Performance in 3rd Grade by Nathaniel Brown|October 16, 2024
A List of Excuses to Use If You’re a Rich Parent with a Badly Behaved Child by Erin Major|October 12, 2024
Gentlemen, It’s Been an Honor Smelling Candles with You All in This HomeGoods Today by Dan Herg|October 11, 2024
What My Next Week Would Have to Look Like for This Swiss Army Knife Purchase to Be Worth It by Jordan De Padova and Dan Gutenberg|October 8, 2024
Google Maps Directions for a Parent with a Screaming Baby in the Backseat by Geoffrey Line|October 7, 2024
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Parents, Just Fill Up the Volunteer Sign-Up Sheets and There Won’t Be Any Problems by Tyler Gooch|October 1, 2024
Why Go Back to the Moon When We Already Crashed into Its Eye in George Méliès “A Trip to the Moon”? by Pat Cassels|September 25, 2024
We’re Definitely Not Exaggerating Our Claims About This Merino Wool Jacket Just to Get You to Buy It by TJ Dawe|September 23, 2024
I Am the Finance Director at the Car Dealership and I Welcome You into My Cramped Windowless Office by Seth Kaplan|September 21, 2024
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The Thing About My Non-Committal Boyfriend Is That He Was Hurt in a Previous Relationship Also He Can’t Close His Eyes Completely like a Furby by Tessia Phillips|September 18, 2024
More Accurate Names for Make-Out Point, Based on My Adolescence by Nick Guadagnino|September 16, 2024
I’m the Titanic and Climate Change Is Coming for You, You Idiotic Iceberg by Briana Haynie|September 16, 2024
Recipes for People Who Don’t Cook, but Have No Choice This Weekend Because Their Partner Is Out of Town by Sarah Lehman|September 13, 2024
How the Indianapolis International Airport Won the J.D. Power and Associates Award for Best Medium Airport in North America Four Times in a Row: An Oral History by Anthony DeThomas|September 4, 2024
Welcome to Our Drone Light Show, Please Excuse the Behavior of Our Drones by Jordan De Padova|September 3, 2024
My Acceptance Speech After Answering One Question Correctly at Bar Trivia by Mary Gulino|August 27, 2024
Select Excerpts from a Novel Written by an Author Who Doesn’t Know How to Cook by Adam Dietz|August 26, 2024
We Are Saddened to Hear of the Passing of This Legendary Actor, but as an Animation Blog, We Can Only Really Mention His CGI Movie from 2007 by Anthony Scibelli|August 24, 2024
