What the Ancient Sequoias Can Teach Me, a Woman, About Aging
There is no need for me to use fancy equipment or creams. I do not belong in Hollywood. That is not my natural habitat.
Comedy Writing
Reasons to Reconsider Your 2023 “Pooping Pooches” Calendar
Does this calendar actually work, since your new year's resolution was "do not grow as a person?"
I’d Love to Join Your Book Club on the Following Conditions
When it’s my turn to choose the book and I pick a trashy romance novel, no members can audibly sigh or give off any sense of smug superiority.
Hi, I’m Reader #2, and I Wouldn’t Be Doing My Job If I Didn’t Tell You That Your Writing Is Garbage
Congrats on your new academic article, though I should really be congratulating myself because the version of your I wrote in my head is much better.
An Indecent Book Proposal
Can we be honest? I haven’t written a single page yet so the actual final product is as much of a mystery to you as it is to me.