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He is shortish and bossy, entitled and bold, / but it’s mainly important you know that he’s old.
The members dance in like Ellen: Everyone loves Ellen! She’s the kind of complacent we can all get behind!
With this automatic firmware update, Alexa is now no one’s clown. Alexa will not tolerate any more bullshit from anyone.
Bra-Sizing Woman: She looks young, maybe eighteen, and I wonder to myself if this might be illegal.
Your bags are important to you, but they're unpaying dead cargo to us and we are proud to be the only airline that has outlawed luggage on our fleet!
Despite being “Employee of the Month” at the Chili’s I work at, this pales in comparison to the abysmal feeling of not being a billionaire.
Our first date was straight out of a rom-com. Like, literally! He took me to Fenway Park, just like in Fever Pitch.
We’ve determined that the situation you’ve described does not qualify as Friendship and maybe you should just get a dog. Or a better vibrator.
Sexy post-apocalyptic film and TV were all the rage in the 2010s. Now that the eco-apocalypse is here, make all those fashion preparations pay off.
I do great with a dress code. You guys had me at matching outfits. I was in marching band all throughout high school, so I totally get it.