Evan Allgood | Points in Case

Evan Allgood has written for Daily Shouts, McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, and Little Old Lady. He studied Satire Writing at Second City and Sketch Writing at UCB.

Comedy Writing

yum coffee this is the stuff, hitting the spot

Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had My Coffee!

Before coffee, I’m, like, a zombie feeding on its own, like… brains or whatever, and struggling to complete straightforward zombie analogies.

by Evan Allgood and Cara Michelle Smith
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January 15, 2020

chick fil a why do you have to do me like this

Yes, Chick-fil-A is Totally Evil—But on the Other Hand, Waffle Fries

Who could possibly resist the siren song of a factory-farmed chicken breast wedged between two nondescript slices of bread? Plus a pickle?!

by Evan Allgood and Cara Michelle Smith
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June 25, 2019

dang, so close, better luck next time beach hands

Festive and Angst-Ridden Holiday Missed Connections

Missed You… Again You: A relaxing holiday. Me: Dehydrated, depleted, stuck in traffic. God, I want you so bad.

by Evan Allgood and Lillian Stone
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December 18, 2018

Crossfit Funeral

D-Mo had made a lot of gains over the past year, but he still had so many gains ahead of him. I guess that’s what makes this so difficult.

by Evan Allgood
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August 26, 2018