Dear Applicant, My God What Have We Done?
We regret to inform you we won't be able to offer you a position at this time. We'll always wonder what could have been.
Jordan is a senior in college and editor of Brown University's satire newspaper, The Brown Noser.
We regret to inform you we won't be able to offer you a position at this time. We'll always wonder what could have been.
A bank teller overeager to waive overdraft fees on my debit card in an attempt to maintain our relationship.