Welcome to Our Drone Light Show, Please Excuse the Behavior of Our Drones
Ok, so it looks like they’re depicting the many scourges man has brought upon this earth.
Comedy Writing
It Would Be Pointless to Try These Ineffective Tongue Twisters
This Café Makes All The Espresso, I Guess / Sacrifice Something So Grandma Can Leave
Book Jacket Testimonials or British Kennel Club Breed Standards?
Warm and wide-ranging and wise, a wonderful companion. Plenty of substance but free of clumsiness. Neither cloddy nor cobby.
Seriously, Can You Do This Word Search for Me
And if you find any let me know. Maybe write down anything you do find and make a note of where it was. Try to be thorough though.
Vanity Fair Administers the Proust Questionnaire to a Person Who’s Been Trapped Inside a Cave for 40 Days
The most important qualities a man can have are leadership, integrity, and enough forearm strength to pull himself over an 8-foot ledge.
Dear Applicant, My God What Have We Done?
We regret to inform you we won't be able to offer you a position at this time. We'll always wonder what could have been.
8 Roles My Stepdad Can Play in My Life Now That My Mom Has Finalized Their Divorce
A bank teller overeager to waive overdraft fees on my debit card in an attempt to maintain our relationship.