Dear Applicant, My God What Have We Done?
We regret to inform you we won't be able to offer you a position at this time. We'll always wonder what could have been.
Jordan is a comedy writer from Michigan with work featured in McSweeney's, The Weekly Humorist, Little Old Lady Comedy and Slackjaw. He also writes and performs as a member of the sketch group, Front Seat Haircut.
We regret to inform you we won't be able to offer you a position at this time. We'll always wonder what could have been.
A bank teller overeager to waive overdraft fees on my debit card in an attempt to maintain our relationship.