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- Formed during a hot summer night in a small Kansas town - The absolute worst and most dangerous place to experience one is inside a motor vehicle
If with a group, how many surviving members are there? Of those who are still living, how many look like Keith Richards?
Wordle 187 6/6 SHIRT PANTS CLASH YIKES DRESS AGAIN
915: Ex has recurring role in formerly favorite TV series 916: Enormous spider in shower
Now when you pop your bones from their sockets so you can scuttle across the floor like a spider, you will be met with clapping instead of screaming.
“Unless you’ve got millions in the bank, any form of routine maintenance is downright unaffordable.”
After leaving his wife and stumbling out of a piano bar, George Bailey drives into a tree. Or as it’s also known, “The Billy Joel Trifecta.”
The toilet was pristine. I placed the back of my hand on the porcelain. Cool to the touch.
Dec. 2: Gas Station Thursday Dec. 3: Tweet-Storming About Inflation Friday Dec. 4: Belated Turkey Carcass Composting Saturday
- Hebrewka falls so early this year. - Harmonica, the Festival of Lights.
Before the tension in the air makes someone scream, say quietly, "I could tell you, but then—well, you know…"
6. You cannot begin to fathom what you’re supposed to do with the assortment of random parts in the inner pouch.