Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
You, a New Parent, Are Doing Everything Wrong
Do not give your child time outs: Your child will use the spare time to develop the code for human-killing cyborgs and wipe out the human race.
Funny Lists
Is Someone Giving You the Gen Z Stare, or Are You Nude from the Waist Down in Public?
Customer service sure isn’t like it used to be, you think, as you hear the entrance door jingle and feel cold air around your nether regions.
Style Guide for the Single Male’s Bathroom
Shower curtain that looks like the bottom was dragged through a swamp in Chernobyl, and the top is detached from at least three rings.
A Complete List of Vitamins and Their Benefits
Vitamin D – Gives you the power to dunk a basketball. Vitamin F – Repairs red blood cells, and repairs your tattered relationship with your father.
The Michaels Jordan: Wikipedia’s Disambiguation Page
Michael D’Jordan: Michael OF Jordan. Michael E. Jordan: Steeple Magazine’s Saintliest Man Alive (2020).
Are You an Adult Only Child Still Living at Home, or a House Cat?
Visitors can tell which piece of furniture is your favorite just by looking at what has the most stains.
Academic Conference Paper Bingo: Humanities Edition
“Does anybody have a dongle?”
What Your Breakfast Order Says About You, NYC Edition
A Western omelette from a bodega served in a Styrofoam tray: You are a nihilist and people should actually be afraid of you.
“Trains Are for Danes!” and Other Protest Slogans by the US Highway Lobby
FEEL THE PAIN IN YOUR BICYCLE LANE WHILE I DRIVE BY PRAYING FOR RAIN
Vacation– I Mean, WORK Trip Expense Report
$432.01 - Limbo Beach Bar. Reason: We definitely thought we’d be closing some deals by shouting “Drinks on us!” We were wrong. Bummer.
Facing Government Cuts, “Mission: Impossible” Agency Scales Back to Mild Predicaments
You need to make a tricky left turn. You’re filing your taxes for a year during which you lived in multiple states.
5 Personal Healing Methods That Don’t Feel as Good as Revenge
It’s important to find a hobby that you enjoy to a much lesser degree than the rolling oceanic pleasure you would get from pure retribution.