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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in 3,362 pounds of pure American muscle, must be intolerably stupid.
Matchbox 20: Things will go great until you ask him about his favorite band.
The blurry apparition behind me in the last shot is definitely not the ghost of my great x 10 grandfather, just a smudge on my camera.
German Expressionism: Your colleague with a penchant for mugging at the webcam. Every comment elicits in them an exaggerated physical response.
“Nobody ever scores.” Dozens of goals have been scored in Soccer, the last of which was in 2006.
Taurus sun is grounded and earthy. I did hear it spreading a rumor that you lied about meeting Joey Fatone though.
The one spring day every year in New York City in which it is neither torrentially sleeting nor 95 degrees and humid.
Error: Place all scanned items in the bagging area, even the 50-pound bag of dog food. Figure it out. The rules of our game have been made very clear.
Pink circle: You don’t have COVID, but you do have ringworm? Gross.
Like a lonesome cowboy with a leather-wrapped journal, I will compose many a silent email, detailing my woes on the Outlook trail.
Blast-Off Bronze? Boiling Point Berry? Brink Pink?
- “I feel stupid and contagious.” - "Masks are stupid it's not even that contagious."