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List: Common Misspellings of Hanukkah, in Context

- Hebrewka falls so early this year. - Harmonica, the Festival of Lights.

Before the tension in the air makes someone scream, say quietly, "I could tell you, but then—well, you know…"

6. You cannot begin to fathom what you’re supposed to do with the assortment of random parts in the inner pouch.

-Despite it being fairly obvious, your pregnant friend’s wife won’t say who the father of her baby is.

2. (Taylor’s Version) Thou shalt not throw shade on my name or thy will face the wrath of hundreds of vengeful Swifites online.

11. Most of the Go-Go’s songs were originally about Belinda Carlisle’s appetizers.

#4 "Stress" Clearly the weak link in the bunch. "Stress" is out of its league here, and it knows it.

Responsibilities: - Operate a Nikon “Coolpix” digital camera from 2009 - Set up and execute photoshoots from the back of a speeding moped

My fedora is almost always silent, but your kid starts screaming just because I flick him in both his eyes? Toughen up, Henry.

Q. Should I worry about the fact that people keep disappearing after using the elevator? A. I wouldn't.

- The staff is smarmy and vaguely European. - There’s a child smoking a cigarette.

- Pulling on a hoodie and sneaking over to my neighbors’ garage. - Groping around in the dark where they stack their old paint cans.