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List: 6 Musical Subgenres You May Have Missed
Some genres start off as an experiment. Others, like Freshcore, start off as a fake song recorded for a deodorant commercial.
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List: The Smiths Song Titles Updated to Reflect Morrissey’s Support of Right-Wing Extremist Groups
"Pretty Girls Make Graves (For Immigrants We Don’t Want and I Smile at Those Girls and Give Them a Thumbs-Up Because I'm a Hateful Racist Arse)"
List: Rotten Tomatoes Reviews of “Avengers: Endgame” or Thoughts You Had After Sex?
Absolutely fantastic, although there were some pacing issues in the beginning. I laughed, cried and experienced everything in-between.
List: The Worst Game of Thrones Listicles Ever Published
"Nine Game of Thrones Cast Members Who Traced Their STDs Back to Kit Harrington - Never ride bareback in the North."
List: Alabama State Senator or The Bachelorette Contestant?
Garrett P. is from Birmingham and looking for love. Dan R. is from Birmingham and does not care that there is less than 25% support for banning abortion.
List: Suggested Career Paths for Your Ex, a Successful Deceiver and Master Manipulator
He spent your entire relationship lying and promising things that never came; he’ll fit right in amongst our nation's political leadership.
List: Soccer Stadium or Game of Thrones Location?
Are you adept enough to distinguish these English football stadiums from locations in Westeros and Essos?
List: Modern Equivalents to “Reading Playboy for the Articles”
Scrolling through Twitter for the news. Driving a Tesla for the environment. Living with six roommates for the camaraderie.
List: Twelve New Career Ideas for Student Loan Collectors If Elizabeth Warren Becomes President
Finally, you can be the cafeteria worker whose job it is to take lunches away from elementary schoolers who forget to bring their lunch money.
List: You Are What Your Nike Sneakers Say You Are
Air Max 180: You say stuff like, "The only way to be a marathon runner is to run a marathon." You've never run a marathon.