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Are You in a Kafka Story or on the Phone with a Customer Service Representative?

No one will explain the charge to you, but you are sure it is unjust.

Prompt 4: Do you think you’ll ever grow out of being a nerd?

September 21st, 10:02 PM: “The Big Stinker” spotted again three miles away, hovering outside an elderly woman’s second-story window.

Fragrant blueberry bush behind the cabin where you tossed your urine-soaked sleeping bag in a panic to get rid of the evidence.

Robin Hood: Get married in the woods and then crash a wealthier wedding’s reception for dinner. Archery optional, but encouraged.

Governor And Fire Offer Competing Visions For Forest’s Future

- They both went to boarding school - They wish people would just calm down about the socioeconomic divide

- The Bibliophile - Angela Lansbury - This Love (Taylor’s Version)

Good news! Vita Coco has just offered $4,500 to work their product into the show. Frasier just needs to say, "I’m loco for Vita Coco!"

WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES, PRIVATE?

- Third quarter is the "tickle quarter" - Allow players to wear leather jackets for more "dangerous" vibe

If the football coach's team loses the game they dump acid on him.