You’re willing to fight for what I deserve. You categorically accept my claim that, “This is not entirely my fault.”
Gallegory: Everything in a story represents something else, but only for the ladies. Men still have to read it literally.
Add More Variety to Your Diet: You’ve either forgotten to eat or had eight meals today. Both count.
Including "The Capable Ice Road Trucker" and "The Priest Who Challenged Me to a Rap Battle at My Nephew’s Baptism.”
Answers to All of the Questions Asked by the Little Girl Sitting Behind Me at Last Night’s Performance of “The Marriage of Figaro”
OK—technically you didn’t ask this, but no, you’re not supposed to sing along.
Go on two dates with me that seem to go well, but then inexplicably ghost me, I’m half Irish
Water (for reference): $0.89/gal Water (digital): $9,132/gal
Line a Plucky Supporting Character Might Say in a ’90s Movie About an Underdog Sports Team, or Lottery Slogan?
You can’t win if you don’t play. Don’t let the big one get away!
Aquarius: Who is morally frail? Thou art. Immoral thoughts cause your complexion to redden.
- A dairy farm (allergic to cows) - Siberia (too cold, no McDonald’s)
$9.99/month: Standard package for those living standard lives. Those living substandard lives will be overwhelmed.
The country leaders play a game of thumb war in front of the entire world. The losing country loses more than just a World Cup match.