A profoundly boring pair of plaid PJs ($499.78)
Awful shows like "Who Wants to SEE a Millionaire?" and "DATE… MY… PODIATRIST!"
- A nine-year-old who will be upset later that there’s no gravy for his potato volcano
"So, how’s that so-called ‘job’ of yours going?"
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If you’re still using Facebook today, you’ll still be using Facebook in 2042.
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When you sing to your baby please use public-domain music.
Press the Star Key at Any Time for a Complete List of Absolutely Everything You Can Expect Us to Do for You Lazy Bastards
To hear this litany of passive-aggressive disgust in English, press one.
P.U., this clown stunk! Literally, he smelled like he crawled out of a sewer.
A woman realizes she’s in love with her best friend and vows to stop his wedding by any means necessary.
Reese's Cups: “Another groveling rube clamoring for accolades simply for having done exactly what is required."