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- By far the most popular style: crew cut. - You never imagined that one place could contain so many worn-out heels.
- I accept that most people aren't as smart as me. - My inner resilience will help me carry on no matter what “scientists” say.
J. M. Coetzee: A boy who may or may not be Jesus battles racist zombies. Jean-Paul Sartre: Lucifer tricks a man into ordering a bad batch of escargots.
Your Four Grocery Bags So You Don't Have to Make Two Trips: These are overstuffed, precariously placed, and definitely digging into your shoulders.
“I was tired of pissing my pants.” ---Gideon Sundback, zipper (1909)
Charlotte’s Web: After reading this pathetic book, I threw it from the top of the Duomo, where it landed upon and killed a Political Realist.
Cartoon character, beloved by children for their goofy, sweet, and mischievous antics, or actual fintech startup?
Ask whether they want to eat off of a flat plate or an upside-down bowl. Your child will soon realize that flat surfaces are the only way to go!
You find throwing stars in the scratching post. / Your search history reads: "kibble download free" "cat fail compilation" "overthrow fleshy tyrant king"
1327 AD: “I love this new “Ring Around the Rosie” Song!” vs. “I hate that schools are trying to make this bubonic plague sound fun!”
Help: Never be afraid to ask for help. Some couples go to a marital counselor for help. Help.
3. Time heals all wounds. a. True b. False c. Depends on the wound. d. Depends on the day.