Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
Facts About the Underappreciated Housefly
Moths are houseflies in wool cardigans.
Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
Moths are houseflies in wool cardigans.
Normal: Your toddler plays happily with the other children. Culty: Your toddler seems to be learning Latin.
Do not give your child time outs: Your child will use the spare time to develop the code for human-killing cyborgs and wipe out the human race.
Customer service sure isn’t like it used to be, you think, as you hear the entrance door jingle and feel cold air around your nether regions.
Shower curtain that looks like the bottom was dragged through a swamp in Chernobyl, and the top is detached from at least three rings.
Vitamin D – Gives you the power to dunk a basketball. Vitamin F – Repairs red blood cells, and repairs your tattered relationship with your father.
Michael D’Jordan: Michael OF Jordan. Michael E. Jordan: Steeple Magazine’s Saintliest Man Alive (2020).
Visitors can tell which piece of furniture is your favorite just by looking at what has the most stains.
“Does anybody have a dongle?”
A Western omelette from a bodega served in a Styrofoam tray: You are a nihilist and people should actually be afraid of you.
FEEL THE PAIN IN YOUR BICYCLE LANE WHILE I DRIVE BY PRAYING FOR RAIN
$432.01 - Limbo Beach Bar. Reason: We definitely thought we’d be closing some deals by shouting “Drinks on us!” We were wrong. Bummer.