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Everywhere you look, soulless old demons are worshipping the man in charge. And while there is food available, all of it is from Albertsons.

My ex-wife sleeps with one every night to fill a void in her life from 23 years of “wasted youth.” I’m not sure who I’m more jealous of.

Does he have his phone? A) Yes and he’s very active on a thread about sending things down "The Alaska Pipeline." B) Negative. There’s no 5G in 0g.

If you were planning one of the many parties I assume you have without me, would you: A) Invite me! B) Neglect me!

It smells a little sweaty but it’s cheaper to rent and deal with mysterious odors than buy your own at full price.

We’ll start with an easy one here to get this going: A Three-Hour Corporate PowerPoint Presentation with Required Participation.

The environment takes its toll. The long hours on your feet, the questions about where things are, all the ingredients involved in such a job...

Feels like they should've spent a little more time on the formula. / Urgently being shipped to nursing homes in the South.

1. Where does all your money go? a. Clothes. b. Clothes. c. Clothes. d. Clothes. e. A variety of things based on my different needs and interests.

Are your friends: A) A bunch of good guys. B) Funnier and more interesting than you, each marginalized in no more than one single and visible way.

You realize you are alone and so is your spirit, crushing you with the existential terror that you are irreparably flawed at the cellular level.

His mother asketh him to get milk for he hath complained of thirst: but he drew in mischief a bottle of Sonoma Coast Chardonnay she loved dearly.