Quiz: Beekeeper Suit or Fencing Uniform?
It smells a little sweaty but it’s cheaper to rent and deal with mysterious odors than buy your own at full price.
It smells a little sweaty but it’s cheaper to rent and deal with mysterious odors than buy your own at full price.
We’ll start with an easy one here to get this going: A Three-Hour Corporate PowerPoint Presentation with Required Participation.
The environment takes its toll. The long hours on your feet, the questions about where things are, all the ingredients involved in such a job...
Feels like they should've spent a little more time on the formula. / Urgently being shipped to nursing homes in the South.
1. Where does all your money go? a. Clothes. b. Clothes. c. Clothes. d. Clothes. e. A variety of things based on my different needs and interests.
Are your friends: A) A bunch of good guys. B) Funnier and more interesting than you, each marginalized in no more than one single and visible way.
You realize you are alone and so is your spirit, crushing you with the existential terror that you are irreparably flawed at the cellular level.
His mother asketh him to get milk for he hath complained of thirst: but he drew in mischief a bottle of Sonoma Coast Chardonnay she loved dearly.
Carrie’s new side hustle is: A) Monetizing her signature monologues with a TED Talk! B) Renting out rooms in her apartment on Airbnb.
There is a half-eaten sub sandwich on the ground. It looks like it has been there for some time. / You're here because you wanted to go "green."
“This Isn’t Disney’s Magic Kingdom: Top 10 Do’s and Don’ts When Shipwrecked on the Island of a Vengeful Sorcerer”
Good for your health either way. (This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration or Pitchfork Media.)