Is Someone Giving You the Gen Z Stare, or Are You Nude from the Waist Down in Public?
Customer service sure isn’t like it used to be, you think, as you hear the entrance door jingle and feel cold air around your nether regions.
Comedy Writing
Sorry There’s No Pictures of You from Second to Sixth Grade, We Ran Out of Google Storage
What would you rather have: frugal parents who saved almost $2 a month, or documented proof that you experienced a childhood?
Did I Tell You I Take Cold Showers Now?
My god, are my mornings agonizing! But it’s all worth it. The ice shards in the body wash act as an exfoliant and all day long my skin radiates.
My Child Finally Stole from Me My Last Vestige of Coolness, My Spotify Wrapped
What’s the point of listening to obscure music if no one knows your doing it?