Satire

Tag: Satire

O Lord, I called upon the sacred number, as it was written on the back of my card.

Alpha Alpha Alpha: If you are an ambitious woman looking to give 110%—or more—to a book club, we are the place for you. We have rules.

I, Your Ratty Underwear, give my consent to die a natural death.

This muddy car plus your wolf family will make for a pretty incredible #weekend-pics Slack post come Monday.

We’ve tried to make it easy to avoid those cumbersome demonstrations with our soundproofed wall of historic woven blankets.

I gotta have more treats, Benji. I’m fiendin’ for it. You getting a paper cut will not be enough.

When life gives lemons, make sure to offer those to the Mothman in hopes the tart treat will placate his impulsive desires.

Destiny brought me to this remote fringe of blacktop to get a near-microscopic view of a kick-ass car and meet my new best friend.

Here at CigKings, our company philosophy is simple: we give away large sums of money out of the goodness of our hearts.

But I think the biggest difference I've noticed so far is the agonizing asphyxia. I mean, talk about culture shock!

Did you know that washing dishes can be meditation? Focus on the soapy water, and get lost in the now. Suddenly it’s 1:00 AM.

Our graphics seem a little dated, but deep down we’re the same mailing list you subscribed to all those years ago.