Satire

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On your left you’ll see our first exhibit titled “Coat Check.” Wait for just long enough to doubt whether it will really be worth it.

It’s been 34 minutes since my last message, and you haven’t jumped on the chance to implement BRAINDRAIN to help your organization.

I no longer wish to ride an aging plow horse. And yet, when I ride to the horse dealer and request a sleek, red mustang, I am met with ridicule.

If spotted, DO NOT CHASE. Instead, acknowledge his beauty, respectfully. Obviously all dogs are beautiful, but he’s a stunner.

Instead of opening and deleting messages as he received them, User #119182 has kept every email he has received since creating his account in 2009.

My shadow grows long on the playa, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare utter “Missy Elliot is kinda mid.”

Good news—lantern stuff is done. Borrowed John’s (as in Larkin's) geriatric horse and am headed to Concord now.

Remember the opening scene from "The Dark Knight"? That was one of ours.

Mother say I need to stop moping around cave and get outside. So come up with a plan.

“This is my friend, Sherlock Holmes. He’s from America.” “Not just America, actually. I’m from Chicago.”

But no one really knows what they want when they’re hiring, and that’s why there’s me. To get rid of people like you. Quality people.

Periodically you might encounter your double. Do not engage, especially for sex.