Yes, I’m Superman, but I’d Rather Talk About My New Jazz Album
I may be able to melt steel with my laser vision, but I can also melt faces with my dazzling clarinet solos.
Connor Adams is a writer and television professional living in New York City. His work has appeared in Points In Case, Robot Butt, Greener Pastures, End Of The Bench Sports, and The Weekly Humorist.
I may be able to melt steel with my laser vision, but I can also melt faces with my dazzling clarinet solos.
I swear to you by all that is holy and true I will defend your 2015 MacBook and Moleskine notebook with every fiber of my being.
You Can Mention Frankie Muniz, But Don’t Harp on It: This feels like an obvious one but it is worth mentioning.
Taylor Swift "Reputation" Era Cop, Taylor Swift "1989" Era Cop – Good luck resisting this interrogation technique, criminals.
No capital letters? Might as well post your Social Security number.
Setting up this stand in my backyard all those days ago, I never imagined the places we would go; we are now in the front yard.
How do these seltzer companies make money in such a saturated market? What gives?