Creative Ways to Hide Your Mouth from Your Date While Eating Tacos
Obviously, not eating tacos isn’t an option, so here’s some helpful ways to hide your undignified devouring.
Tag: Guides
Introducing the “Choose Your Most Important Body Part” Health Insurance Plan
Choose a select body part for coverage. Options may include*: arm (1 only), leg (1 only), eye (1 only), lip (1 only), tongue, neck, forehead, or skin (maximum 1 square ft section).
What Are Thoughts?
What are thoughts? A better question might be, What isn’t a thought? A basketball, for example?
Why Is This Bowl $300? And Other FAQs I Get as a Shoppe Owner
Where did you get the inspiration for your earthenware mushroom potpourri? Would you ask Monet where he got the inspiration for his water lilies?
Circles of Hell Revised for Badly Behaved Prospective Employers
LIMBO: For employers who ghost a candidate.
Reasons I Need a Treat
It has been a long week, and now it’s [FRIDAY / SATURDAY]. I’ve finished my [BREAKFAST / LUNCH / DINNER].
Everything I’ve Learned About Working with Wood
In the wood shop, you live by two rules: “measure twice, cut once,” and “it’s just a spice rack, eyeball it.”
Open Letter from a Group of Dead Grandmas Who Don’t Appreciate the Tattoos You Got to “Honor” Them
But now, a poor approximation of Jean Marie that looks similar to a haunted Victorian child is disfiguring the thighs of her two living legacies.
Insufficient Reasons for Using the Bat-Signal
The office toilet backing up is probably not the best use of The Dark Knight's time.
Cancel Dolphins: New Earth Day Faves for a Fucked-up World
Wired: Earwigs. Bugs, but heavy metal and down to party. With those pincers you know they’re into some dark shit.
Urgent Recall Notice: Your Brain
Our official recommendation is to stop using your brain immediately. Please take care to dispose of it safely.
Alumni Mag Updates from Graduates Who Are Just Chillin’
James Davis (’20) is the founder and chief creative officer of a conspiracy theory about the Slinky.