Emily Kapp | Points in Case

Emily Kapp is a comedy writer based in Chicago. You can read more of her work at emilykapp.journoportfolio.com.

Comedy Writing

For four years we've turned a blind eye to the despicable actions Trump has taken. It's time we focus the discussion squarely on him for once.

Let’s band together like the professional basketball players and astronauts we want to be and save the world. Listen up, I got a game plan here.

Who else is willing to be drenched by the grease of your chicken a la finger basket? Let’s see Facebook try and do that.

Things are changing in our country. But one thing that remains constant, however, is the Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck up my anus.

Facebook was started so I could have a way to stroke my wires to pics of humanoid-looking girls way out of my league—but don't tell Congress that!