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Emily Kapp Chicago

Emily Kapp is a comedy writer based in Chicago. You can read more of her work at emilykapp.com.

Comedy Writing

Things are changing in our country. But one thing that remains constant, however, is the Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck up my anus.

Facebook was started so I could have a way to stroke my wires to pics of humanoid-looking girls way out of my league—but don't tell Congress that!