“You’re making me gasp in bed for the wrong reasons.” “Lately, our pictures on Facebook have been less than flattering.”
Girl of my dreams: Loves me unconditionally, smart, beautiful, supports my decisions.
Girl in my dreams: Face is obscured, wraith-like, touches my elbow which makes me cum instantly.
There can only be one girl boss, the rest are just girl associates.
What did the bad joke have to say for itself? “Let me explain.”
- There’s a loud chewer in the group. - They look drowsy and could fall asleep at any moment.
6:45 AM – The Indifference Rover has been located in the staff rec room where it was watching television. It has been returned to the rocket.
Find Your Fast Track: Sometimes you reach your destination quicker because you simply run out of track.
How could I possibly have known a nine-person BBC Earth production crew was spying on me from behind the glory bushes?
I have managed to secure access to an ancient video broadcast called a “YouTube Channel”: “Yoga With Adriene 30-Day Yoga Challenge.”
Jedidiah “The Jug” Wilkesbury: “The jug” is known for his unceasing eye contact during his sets and his rugged bad-boy persona.
If you're like me, I imagine Melinda blindsided you with some out-of-no-where comment about how you’re “constantly projecting yourself onto other people.”
These symptoms could be from a directed energy attack or because you are fifty-ish and careening headlong toward "the big change."
Is the desolate fucking melancholy setting in yet? That was a rhetorical question. Sorry. I need a new job.
I will still go to the farmer’s market, but I will definitely be glancing at the sky and looking for anything that looks like it might crash into me.
