If you’re used to other eateries in the area, you might be surprised by the cold, but we didn’t mind cuddling up.
Okay Peloton community, we’re about to slim down that inbox! Take a deep inhale and move those unread messages straight to the trashcan.
Have you ever fucking had a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto? Multiply that by fucking 800 and you’ll get an inkling about what the goddamn fuck I’m getting at.
He loves late-night, steamy phone calls when I’m home alone. I always tell him it’s such a boomer move but he just loves hearing my voice!
Wordle 187 6/6 SHIRT PANTS CLASH YIKES DRESS AGAIN
You are entropy incarnate. Which is captured much more accurately by this clip of a frog with long, sexy lady legs that burps up the word "Strike."
Hamm from "Toy Story": Manufactured from plastic, Hamm should be the last option on anybody's transplant list.
The dentist wanted to know if my teeth hurt, so I bit him.
I don’t go thrift shopping, I go good will hunting.
They say you can’t reinvent the wheel, but what would you call a Lazy Susan?
So, I mean, you wouldn’t ask me to go in there and risk an encounter with ghosts, would you? I could just give you a free upgrade to large.
How could two islands of near-identical climate, geology, and elevation give rise to two such distinct, yet delicious creatures? Science rocks.
Beethoven, Mozart, the one who wrote the song that plays during "Ocean’s 11" when they’re looking at the fountains. Yup, all those guys. And probably more.
How many times have we seen the same old Frankenstein’s monster? So get excited, because THIS Monster stabs.
The Ethics Committee has taken notice of how January has benefitted from gym memberships, weight loss medications, and black-eyed peas sales for decades.
915: Ex has recurring role in formerly favorite TV series 916: Enormous spider in shower
I’ve been locked in a trunk so many times I’m startin’ to think I’m a set of jumper cables!
