Weather forecasters have been getting threatening messages lately. But to be optimistic they’re calling them “partly non-threatening.”
I was bullied as a child. My mom told me to tell my bullies, “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words–” but they just went, “You hear that guys? That’s his weakness. Let’s break his bones!”
In my dreams I’m on Jeopardy! and they’re asking questions only about my family. The host says, “Aunt Mimi,” and I buzz in. “Who is Rob’s wife?” “Correct.” “Aunts for a thousand.”
