“You look very young for your age.”
“Thanks, I was born premature.”
“Everything is fine,” I sighed while placing my bagel order.
Any restaurant is a drive-thru if you’re a bad enough driver.
Penguins are from Antarctica, the Galápagos Islands, New Zealand, and South Africa but live in captivity in places like Detroit.
We cast Keri Russell as your girlfriend, a fact that you didn't notice as you "haven’t had a TV since they stopped carrying The Weather Channel."
I will not condemn this man to death until this jury promises to come see my band this weekend.
As a child, I looked up at those billboards and marveled at their power. Could you just choose a nickname?
You’re very welcome to watch a movie, but little Olivia has chewed the arrow buttons off the remote so it will have to be the Paw Patrol movie.
Danish Castle with Sea View: Currently not under threat of invasion from Norway!
Maybe he needs to hear it very badly for whatever marriage-related problems he’s going through. If I had to guess, of course.
“You look very young for your age.”
“Thanks, I was born premature.”
“Everything is fine,” I sighed while placing my bagel order.
Any restaurant is a drive-thru if you’re a bad enough driver.
I will not condemn this man to death until this jury promises to come see my band this weekend.
As a child, I looked up at those billboards and marveled at their power. Could you just choose a nickname?
And God said, “Let there be great music so none of them talk to each other,” and there was a DJ who worked in finance but DJed on the side.
He’ll make sure every American has access to basic libido killers, like subscriptions to the Criterion Channel and graphic tees that say “Mommy’s Little Gamer.”
And God said, “Let there be great music so none of them talk to each other,” and there was a DJ who worked in finance but DJed on the side.
He’ll make sure every American has access to basic libido killers, like subscriptions to the Criterion Channel and graphic tees that say “Mommy’s Little Gamer.”
Tells you in no uncertain terms that they are "NOT sleepy." Orders you to play the same song. Again.