If you want to be an expert on the Middle Ages, you really gotta know yore shit.
People have a glass of wine in the tub and they’re just “winding down” and “relaxing.” I shotgun a few beers in the shower and I’m an “alcoholic” and “not even in my own bathroom.”
Scam alert: A salon sold me a pricey shampoo for thinning hair, which has only made it thicker.