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Which of You Soulless Coworkers Ate My Slice of Cake From the Work Fridge?
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Colonel Sanders Was a Union Officer and Will Therefore Not Be Cancelled
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So, You Thought You Could Just Buy That Thrift Store Jacket Without Consequences? You Fool!
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Yes, James Bond Did Disarm You With Considerable Ease, But You’re Still a Valued Member of This Organization!
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Welcome to Nextdoor Fight Club, Where You Must Turn Every Topic into a Fight
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Concerning the “Automated Boudoir Companion” I Purchased From Your Catalog
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