Join Our Revolutionary Kneepad Startup (And Intramural Beach Volleyball Team)
Some other work perks include unlimited time off (as long as it's spent at a beach volleyball camp) and partial reimbursement for uniform fees.
Rating the Chicken Fingers at Five High-End Restaurants
This fusion spot is known for its pan-seared foie gras with mustard seeds and green onions. But that sounds gross, we want chicken fingers!
If the Earth Really is Warming, Why is My Wife Still Leaving Me?
The eggheads at NASA say that last year was the fourth hottest on record, and yet a polar vortex of Arctic proportions has descended upon my bedroom.
Fish Out of Water
A week ago, my girlfriend left me for a flying fish. You know, the kind with the little wings that glide, the kind you hear about.
The USA is the Greatest Country in the World But Those Soccer Girls Need to Be Nicer
Competition makes the American dream real! But fighting to break records early in international competition while defending your title… isn’t classy.
How I Bought a Home at 25 By Making Coffee at Home and Also By Living in a Hollowed-Out Tree in the Woods Like Winnie the Pooh
Since I don’t have "hot water," or "a coffeemaker" or "plumbing," it's not quite as tasty as the coffee at my coffee shop, but it sure is cheaper!
List: Diversity Hire Interview Questions
When did you know you were diversity? What do you know about the lack of equal opportunity at our company?
Are You a Real New Yorker or Just a College Intern?
Mixed up bodies of water, and when your friend from out of town visited, confidently pointed towards Hoboken and said, “that’s Brooklyn over there?”
List: Contents of a Magician’s Pockets As Documented When Turning Himself In for Manslaughter
1 red/purple/blue/yellow/green/white/orange/red/blue scarf, nearly 30 feet long, covered in blood, possibly used as a tourniquet.
Hozier Songs That Made Me Cry in the Taco Bell Parking Lot
I forgot my Fire, but I found a packet of Mild sauce at the bottom of my purse. Is that enough? Will that get me to the place I need to reach?
How I Conquered My Addiction to Memoirs About Drinking
I still remember that first taste, the delicious mouth-feel of the words, the surprising burn as they went down.
Sports Quotes Informed by Political Philosophy
"That ball was on the line! And the whole question of borders comes from an outmoded hermeneutic treating the nation-state as a discreet actor."
Transcript of the “Big Little Lies” Season 2 Group Chat
LD: pig emoji LD: did that work LD: do u see a pigRW: Laura I’m not seeing one!!! RW: does anyone else see a pig?!
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