I hear a lot of interesting kids names at the playground: Emory, Wellesley, Cornell. These parents really seem focused on college admissions. My wife and I weren’t so ambitious. When our son came out, we looked at each other and said, “Ball State.”
The death penalty should be reserved only for microwaves that continue beeping even after you open the door when your food is ready.
My new novel is coming out. Join me for the genre reveal party.