The Person Who Asks If You’re About to Cry
Cheryl senses my sadness/frustration/anger/anything-cry-worthy-even-if-it’s-just-a-movie and will suddenly be on my doorstep with brownies in hand.
The Definitive Guide to Why This Season of “Game of Thrones” Just Isn’t Season Four of “Cheers”
One of the recurring characters in season four is Frasier Crane, who is a psychologist. And yet, "Game of Thrones" doesn’t have any psychologists.
If You Should Chance to Find This Message, Tell The World That I Did Not Enjoy the Last Episode of “Game of Thrones”
My lifeboat has sprung several leaks. They pale in comparison to the multitude of plot and character holes in this final season.
A Response to Allegations of Cookie Stealing in the Post-Truth Era
The crumbs on my face, the milk mustache, the hand entirely within the cookie jar---these are all circumstantial and prove nothing. NO COOKIE!
I Call My Neighbor Gummo the Spy
Then right on cue, the whole complex became a mashup of Duck Soup: Mrs. Tyndale burst out of her door singing what sounded like some sort of aria.
List: The Smiths Song Titles Updated to Reflect Morrissey’s Support of Right-Wing Extremist Groups
"Pretty Girls Make Graves (For Immigrants We Don’t Want and I Smile at Those Girls and Give Them a Thumbs-Up Because I'm a Hateful Racist Arse)"
List: Rotten Tomatoes Reviews of “Avengers: Endgame” or Thoughts You Had After Sex?
Absolutely fantastic, although there were some pacing issues in the beginning. I laughed, cried and experienced everything in-between.
“You’ll Want to Learn Guitar Immediately,” and Other Fatherly Advice
Now’s the time to fix your emotional, psychic, and spiritual energy on a single person who thinks of you as the weird and moderately asexual kid.
Travel Tips for White Backpackers Looking to Live Out Their Orientalist Fantasies
Looking to live out your orientalist fantasies? Here are some tips for maximum chakra alignment, away from your undeserved white collar job.
List: The Worst Game of Thrones Listicles Ever Published
"Nine Game of Thrones Cast Members Who Traced Their STDs Back to Kit Harrington - Never ride bareback in the North."
Missed Connections: Millennials and an Affordable Housing Market
“Yo, it’s me: the brand-new condo that sits on the same lot that rent-controlled housing used to be on."
The Meaning of Life
The meaning of life is being in a bathtub, no matter what the circumstances are. It’s joining a group to roll a beached whale back into the sea.
List: Alabama State Senator or The Bachelorette Contestant?
Garrett P. is from Birmingham and looking for love. Dan R. is from Birmingham and does not care that there is less than 25% support for banning abortion.
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