I just can't imagine my grandfather, or his grandfather, facing this kind of uphill battle when starting their Suits rewatch podcasts.
Hannah has mostly been good company, except for trying to sleep in some mornings and repeatedly suggesting that she and my son might want to do a few things on their own.
Hey, Officer, don’t look so worried. I’m the best there is. I advised Al Pacino on how to shout “somebody get help” in "Heat."
Sometimes we missed the real world, so we would use the payphone to call our agents, managers, and publicists with the spare change they’d given us.
Oh, I would hardly call what you saw "nudity" or "pornographic movements."
Chef Roberts was trying to open the new tuna can, and his thumb got stuck in the ring.
This was the first time I felt like I was witnessing something I shouldn't be seeing.
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A good friendship must be earned. A true, lasting friendship must be purchased.
When my uncle died, we bought the casket from IKEA. The funeral took all weekend.
I’m not blaming. I erred as much as anyone, and forgetting my gun at home probably should have been enough to reschedule the whole heist in the first place.
Hey, does anyone have an EpiPen?
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