Say, what do you reckon they were thinking when they built such an itty-bitty town in the first place?
Good news! Vita Coco has just offered $4,500 to work their product into the show. Frasier just needs to say, "I’m loco for Vita Coco!"
I know I'm just a little ol' abyss, but your attention has given me quite the pick-me-up. Not a lot of people notice me.
The government began funding the reptilian-human-hybrid breeding program in the late 1940s. The perfect age to discover the wonders of retirement living.
Apparently, the first rule of Gardening Club is I'm supposed to answer your gardening questions.
WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES, PRIVATE?
Here’s a thought: My body could be cut up into little chunks the size of cocktail wieners and doled out to a number of sciences.
If Shakespeare knew that more than 400 years after his death, people would still be enjoying his work, would he be happy? Or would he be mad because we still haven’t invented flying cars?
Taught my dog how to shake. Now we just need to get her to explain the gap in her resume.
My English teacher always told me “You can’t spell ‘success’ without help.” Because I was a really bad speller.
If the football coach's team loses the game they dump acid on him.
In the eyes of a dog, I am nothing less than an eternal being existing beyond the constraints of matter and time. So where's my treat for being a good boy?
The kind of stuff that happens on the mirror is exactly the kind of stuff I deal with every day.
All the signs are there. Darren’s always said our relationship is “the one perfect thing in this godforsaken hellhole of a country.”
OK, I'm just going to address that you've been sort of frozen and scared ever since I said Jeffrey Dahmer is my brother. I get it.
- Third quarter is the "tickle quarter" - Allow players to wear leather jackets for more "dangerous" vibe
Our whole supply chain is wrecked: the price of a getaway car is sky high and gas costs for said car are now at an astronomical level.
