Please Enjoy Our 62-Ingredient Bloody Mary
We’ve also shitloaded that thing with, like, 17 green olives from the most overpriced gourmet grocery store we could find.
Laura Berlinsky-Schine
Brooklyn
Laura Belinsky-Schine is a writer of words living in Brooklyn with Hercules, a lab-mix/demigod. Her humor writing has been published in Slackjaw, The Weekly Humorist, Little Old Lady Comedy, The Philadelphia Satirer, and Flexx.
Comedy Writing
How to Make Your Zoom Meetings More French
Have a visible breakfast of two croissants, orange juice, and a glass of red wine on Zoom. Complain how you had to make the croissants by hand.
- by Laura Berlinsky-Schine
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- August 4, 2020