From Your Airbnb Host: Please Do Not Disturb Big Dolly
I understand your concern about a Victorian doll covered in real ashes from a 200-year-old fireplace watching you as you sleep.
Laura Berlinsky-Schine
Brooklyn
Laura Berlinsky-Schine is a writer of words living in Brooklyn with Hercules, a lab-mix/demigod. Her humor writing has been published in The Rumpus, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, and Weekly Humorist.
Comedy Writing
Every Person at Your Job
THE BOSS: This is your BOSS. It’s in all caps, because he (it’s a man, always a man) wants you to be clear that he is your BOSS.
- by Laura Berlinsky-Schine
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- July 15, 2024
Bruce Springsteen Lyrics Mad Libs
You know what rips you to shreds? [synonym for life]. [slang term for a woman in the 1970s], let’s get married.
- by Laura Berlinsky-Schine
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- April 8, 2024
Maximize Anxiety While Prepping for Your Annual Physical
Google “What does sexually active mean?” Is it like you’re having sex right at that moment? In the past year? Ever?
- by Laura Berlinsky-Schine
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- September 27, 2023
Please Enjoy Our 62-Ingredient Bloody Mary
We’ve also shitloaded that thing with, like, 17 green olives from the most overpriced gourmet grocery store we could find.
- by Laura Berlinsky-Schine
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- August 25, 2022
How to Make Your Zoom Meetings More French
Have a visible breakfast of two croissants, orange juice, and a glass of red wine on Zoom. Complain how you had to make the croissants by hand.
- by Laura Berlinsky-Schine
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- August 4, 2020