I’m so jealous of guys like you who can just sit at a table like this for hours and hours without literally moving a muscle—must be nice.
Meg Reid is a social and political satirist. She is a contributor at McSweeney’s, Reductress, and The Weekly Humorist. You can also find her work in Robot Butt, Greener Pastures, Flexx Mag, and End of the Bench. She is on Twitter, Instagram, and Medium. she/her