We’re Your Friends from College Who Are Doing Way Better than You—How Are You Doing?
It’s O.K, everybody has a different definition of success! Yours just seems remarkably close to failure.
It’s O.K, everybody has a different definition of success! Yours just seems remarkably close to failure.
As we prepare to celebrate our great nation’s Sestercentennial, it behooves me to make it known that I am not merely a Raymour or Flanigan.
I don’t let my face betray what I’m beholding because I’m a pro, and I like to maintain an air of mystery, but sometimes it’s just like, yeesh.
I’m a big fan of your troupe’s silly make-em-ups. But a fella can only be overlooked for so long without starting to take it personal.
Hank nodded and muttered the word to himself: “Okay.” It was the same word Mama had used months before it happened...
I know your coach said it doesn’t matter if you win or lose. Your coach has obviously never been up to his asshole in debt for betting on collegiate air hockey.
Speaking of, I’ve been thinking about playing some Allman Brothers at the rehearsal dinner. But I might need a little lead time to learn the solo.
For me, a fresh excel sheet offers endless promise. A blank deck is the root of inspiration.
Even that pathetic loser Bernard received a letter from his gal.
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
Now is the time for us to act quickly and decisively. But first, let’s take a moment to acknowledge our May birthdays!