Mary Heitkamp | Points in Case

Mary Heitkamp

Mary is a writer with work published in Electric Literature, McSweeneys, and several now-defunct literary magazines.

Comedy Writing

a fancy notebook

Je Suis Your Latest Notebook Splurge and You’re Right, Your Inane Writing Doesn’t Deserve to Be In Moi

But let me be clear: your hesitation to place a single mark on any of my acid-free, silk-finish pages is one hundred percent correct.

by Amanda Goble and Mary Heitkamp
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October 18, 2025
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ethan allen, the man and the store

I’m Ethan Allen, and I Am More than Just a Craftsman of Fine Home Furnishings

As we prepare to celebrate our great nation’s Sestercentennial, it behooves me to make it known that I am not merely a Raymour or Flanigan.

by Mary Heitkamp
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June 12, 2025
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paul revere and the party boys

Paul Revere Updates the Bachelor Party He Still Hopes to Attend

Good news—lantern stuff is done. Borrowed John’s (as in Larkin's) geriatric horse and am headed to Concord now.

by Amanda Goble and Mary Heitkamp
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April 18, 2025