Our “Unmarried but Long-Term and We’d Like Some Damn Presents” Registry
Not one of you has had to pelt us with birdseed to send us off on a week-long Belizean sexfest. We’ll settle for a fancy waste receptacle.
Comedy Writing
Group Zoom Word Problems
What is the probability that at least one participant is both caffeinated and chatty?
Je Suis Your Latest Notebook Splurge and You’re Right, Your Inane Writing Doesn’t Deserve to Be In Moi
But let me be clear: your hesitation to place a single mark on any of my acid-free, silk-finish pages is one hundred percent correct.
Paul Revere Updates the Bachelor Party He Still Hopes to Attend
Good news—lantern stuff is done. Borrowed John’s (as in Larkin's) geriatric horse and am headed to Concord now.