Help, I’m a Real Castaway, and I’ve Wandered Onto the Set of CBS’s “Survivor”
This morning, a chiseled man with a safari shirt and dimples deep as the Mariana Trench emerged from the jungle. “Come on in,” he beckoned.
Luke Herzog is a Brooklyn-based comedy writer and playwright. An anagram for his full name is "Longhair Zebu Elk," a fictional bovine. Can YOU guess his middle name?
This morning, a chiseled man with a safari shirt and dimples deep as the Mariana Trench emerged from the jungle. “Come on in,” he beckoned.
She rolls into my office like one of those rotating hot dogs at 7-11. You know the ones, plastic-y but intriguing.