Our Burgers Are Now Made with Protein Beef
What exactly did we change about our Regular Beef to make it Protein Beef? Well, you can’t argue with the fact that the names are different!
Comedy Writing
Reasons You Can’t Log Into Netflix Right Now
We noticed in your period tracking app that you’ve missed two months in a row, so we assume that you’re pregnant.
My February Is Ruined Because This Isn’t a Leap Year
I am not entirely sure why I was so confident that this February would have an extra day.
Interview with an Instagram Poet
Have you ever considered capitalization? NO. i mean
NASA Unveils Tapped Alien Communications, All Between a Married Couple of 20 Years Coordinating Errands
Is Zim Zim going to shootball today question mark send send [47:24 VY-93] Yes [47:24 VY-93]