Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Again, And This Time I’m Not Unshrinking Them until You Promise Not to Leave Me
Don’t worry, I’ve left them with enough food to last several weeks, which in this case is a bottle cap of water and a couple of croutons.
Graeme Carey's writing has appeared in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, The Offing, and Points in Case.
Don’t worry, I’ve left them with enough food to last several weeks, which in this case is a bottle cap of water and a couple of croutons.
I've been accused of only looking out for the owners, which is patently false. The products---I mean players!---are my absolute top priority