Graeme Carey | Points in Case

Graeme Carey is a writer from Canada. He has contributed to McSweeney's, Slackjaw, The Offing, Weekly Humorist, Widget, and Points in Case. He finished third in the 2021 Slackjaw Humor Challenge. He may or may not actually be Thomas Pynchon.

Comedy Writing

A Message from the Meditation App You Haven’t Opened in Six Months

At first, I thought something had happened to you, like that you’d fallen off the peak of a mountain in search of the most serene place to meditate.

by Graeme Carey
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August 9, 2021

Birdwatching Journal Highlights from the Year My Wife Cheated on Me with Our Neighbor Rick

Haven't done much birdwatching lately. Birdfeeder full of bird shit. Ex-wife and Rick going strong.

by Graeme Carey
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June 19, 2021

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Again, And This Time I’m Not Unshrinking Them until You Promise Not to Leave Me

Don’t worry, I’ve left them with enough food to last several weeks, which in this case is a bottle cap of water and a couple of croutons.

by Graeme Carey
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November 22, 2020

As the Commissioner of Major League Baseball, My Job Is to Give Fans Exactly What They Want: As Little Baseball as Possible

I've been accused of only looking out for the owners, which is patently false. The products---I mean players!---are my absolute top priority

by Graeme Carey
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June 26, 2020