Birdwatching Journal Highlights from the Year My Wife Cheated on Me with Our Neighbor Rick
Haven't done much birdwatching lately. Birdfeeder full of bird shit. Ex-wife and Rick going strong.
Graeme Carey is a writer from Hamilton, Ontario. His work has appeared in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, and here.
Haven't done much birdwatching lately. Birdfeeder full of bird shit. Ex-wife and Rick going strong.
Don’t worry, I’ve left them with enough food to last several weeks, which in this case is a bottle cap of water and a couple of croutons.
I've been accused of only looking out for the owners, which is patently false. The products—I mean players!—are my absolute top priority