My Novel Packs a Ton of Crucial Backstory About the Protagonist’s Mother Into a Scene Where He Buys Chewing Gum
Hank nodded and muttered the word to himself: “Okay.” It was the same word Mama had used months before it happened...
Comedy Writing
I’m a Literal Fish out of Water and the Hardest Part About Adapting to This Strange New World Is the Asphyxia
But I think the biggest difference I've noticed so far is the agonizing asphyxia. I mean, talk about culture shock!
Listen, Cat: I’m Not the Out-Of-Control Infant You Once Knew
Look, I know I’ve made mistakes in the past. The kicking. The jabbing. The grabbing. I was a real loose cannon there for a while.
FAQs for Contestants on Netflix’s New Reality Dating Show, “Justice Is Blind,” Hosted by Clarence Thomas
Justice Is Blind follows Clarence Thomas in his delightfully romantic quest to find his new Billionaire Best Friend Forever.
Of All the Twelve-Packs of Coke Zero in This Supermarket, I Chose You
What chance did this damaged little runt have against such a glittering squadron of unblemished beauties?