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Viktoria is a Boston-based writer. Her relationship with comedy is still in its texting stage. You can find her work in The New Yorker, Points in Case, McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist and The Belladonna or request a private reading of select pages of her 3rd-grade diary.
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If you did not bring the appropriate attire for slithering or clinging, please see me after the welcome circle for gloves and knee pads.
- You like to travel and explore places far, far away. - You prefer drinking in bars with a unique atmosphere and diverse characters.
Construction Soundscapes: - Indoor: Hammering, Banging, Drilling - Indoor/Outdoor: Reverberating Machine Humming (Origin Unknown)
You dropped out of law school to travel around the world “like an Australian.” I knew this was the beginning of something special.