Yes, I Like Swamps. No, I Am Not a “Swamp Thing”
Last I checked, relaxing in swamps was not against the HOA bylaws.
Comedy Writing
Guided Meditation to Help You Stop Thinking About the Boat Tunnel Scene in “Willy Wonka”
Thoughts of that scene have no place in this mindful state we are entering. Simply wave goodbye to those thoughts as they float by in your mind.
3 Ways to Die with Dignity While Choking on an Old Band-Aid in a Victoria’s Secret
If you’ve timed it right, you will be dead before you hit the floor. Your death will look like that of a hero defending the store from a shoplifter.
Rejected “Dark Phoenix” Poster Concepts by Someone Who Clearly Never Saw the Movie
Executive Producer: I don’t quite understand. What exactly is the “lone phoenix”? Are you talking about Sophie Turner’s character? Marketer: Hm?
Why You Should Reelect Me to the St. Anthony Parish Council
Many of you hare aware of the plumbing issue recently discovered in the sacristy toilet, a situation Father David referred to as “a test of faith.”