Yes, I Like Swamps. No, I Am Not a “Swamp Thing”
Last I checked, relaxing in swamps was not against the HOA bylaws.
Ryan Kushner is a writer, standup comedian and improviser who recently moved from Madison to Chicago. His comedy writing has appeared in SlackJaw, Points in Case, the Weekly Humorist and more. His sketch comedy team, Grapefruit Bubbly, has been featured in comedy festivals around the country.
Last I checked, relaxing in swamps was not against the HOA bylaws.
Thoughts of that scene have no place in this mindful state we are entering. Simply wave goodbye to those thoughts as they float by in your mind.
If you’ve timed it right, you will be dead before you hit the floor. Your death will look like that of a hero defending the store from a shoplifter.
Executive Producer: I don’t quite understand. What exactly is the “lone phoenix”? Are you talking about Sophie Turner’s character? Marketer: Hm?
Many of you hare aware of the plumbing issue recently discovered in the sacristy toilet, a situation Father David referred to as “a test of faith.”