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Sam is a comedy writer and performer from Cape Cod, Massachusetts. He can't be put in a box, unless it's painted like a spaceship.
Our graphics seem a little dated, but deep down we’re the same mailing list you subscribed to all those years ago.
Now I can finally spend my days hoping the night creature I hear stalking through the forest doesn’t take a liking to my warmth.