My name is Behzad
I’m not saying that I’m more honest than God, but I’ve never promised victory to both sides of a war.
God reminds me of my ex. Why? He expects us to be only with him while he is with everyone.
Why don’t animals ever 69? Because they can’t count that far.
What is the difference between a poet and a CEO? A poet uses words and a CEO uses people.
Why don’t animals wear shoes? Because they are happy with their height.