Why Wasn’t Your Book Dedicated to Me, Your Obvious Inspiration for the Antagonist?
And his use of my signature catchphrase, “Smell you forever because you stink that bad.” I knew I should have had that copyrighted.
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And his use of my signature catchphrase, “Smell you forever because you stink that bad.” I knew I should have had that copyrighted.
Some part of my subconscious is absorbing everything though, right?
Got a haircut and started showering every day. And I’m pretty sure he got my Michael Scott tattoo removed, but he won’t let me see.
Did I immediately quit my job since I don’t have the PTO? Sure. But there are no guarantees in this life.
“Would you quit your honking. I’m going as fast as I can!” But the duck wasn’t finished telling his story.
Who has one thumb and makes poor decisions with power tools? This guy.