Vacation– I Mean, WORK Trip Expense Report
$432.01 - Limbo Beach Bar. Reason: We definitely thought we’d be closing some deals by shouting “Drinks on us!” We were wrong. Bummer.
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$432.01 - Limbo Beach Bar. Reason: We definitely thought we’d be closing some deals by shouting “Drinks on us!” We were wrong. Bummer.
And his use of my signature catchphrase, “Smell you forever because you stink that bad.” I knew I should have had that copyrighted.
Some part of my subconscious is absorbing everything though, right?
Got a haircut and started showering every day. And I’m pretty sure he got my Michael Scott tattoo removed, but he won’t let me see.
Did I immediately quit my job since I don’t have the PTO? Sure. But there are no guarantees in this life.
“Would you quit your honking. I’m going as fast as I can!” But the duck wasn’t finished telling his story.
Who has one thumb and makes poor decisions with power tools? This guy.