Dan Gutenberg | Points in Case

Dan Gutenberg Ann Arbor

Ann Arbor based college student, aspiring NYC-based college graduate. Recipient of generally positive feedback from screenwriting professor.

Comedy Writing

As the sun sets on the horizon, I use the bottle opener to crack open some ice cold beers and bond with my shipmates.

This Café Makes All The Espresso, I Guess / Sacrifice Something So Grandma Can Leave

Just because I’m an essay collection does not mean you get to neglect a third of my chapters and count me toward your summer Goodreads goal.

Warm and wide-ranging and wise, a wonderful companion. Plenty of substance but free of clumsiness. Neither cloddy nor cobby.

The most important qualities a man can have are leadership, integrity, and enough forearm strength to pull himself over an 8-foot ledge.

For all you foodies out there, you should know that very few alehouses carry meade, let alone fresh horsemeat.

When I heard I would be given the honor of introducing tonight’s penultimate speaker, you could imagine my excitement.

I do take issue with whoever claimed the domain liveauctionfor115belleview.net and started an all-out bidding war for my family’s home.

I’m a gumball, and the secret to withstanding inflation is really just a hard, protective shell.

— Dan Gutenberg