An Apology to My Local Barista After Asking to Substitute Oat Milk in My Honeysuckle-Boysenberry Latte
I now know that when you pulled that shot, you were thinking about the mouthfeel and terroir of my coffee experience.
Comedy Writing
An Intervention for the NPR Tiny Desk
Lately you’ve become… extremely cluttered. And not in a quirky, millennial-bookstore way.
Open Letter from a Group of Dead Grandmas Who Don’t Appreciate the Tattoos You Got to “Honor” Them
But now, a poor approximation of Jean Marie that looks similar to a haunted Victorian child is disfiguring the thighs of her two living legacies.