A Few Housekeeping Items Before We Stop the Nuclear Disaster
Now is the time for us to act quickly and decisively. But first, let’s take a moment to acknowledge our May birthdays!
Comedy Writing
Miss You, Man! Wanna Grab a Drink Sometime in the Next 30 Years?
My schedule should def get more flexible though after the conclusion of the next eight American presidential election cycles.
What I Accomplished in the 12 Hours TikTok Was Banned
I read a novella, and then I read a novel, and then I wrote a novel, and then I got it published.
My Family Always Fights Over Politics at Thanksgiving Because I Instigate Them
If you think Thanksgiving is a time when we could all come together, you haven’t met my family after I poke and prod.
Last Night I Dreamt All People Joined Hands in Peace with My Old Gym Teacher
People of all nations, races, and creeds forgot their differences and grabbed hands with, randomly, my middle school gym teacher. But it totally felt normal that she was there, if that makes any sense?
I Refuse to Consider Myself a Choking Victim
If you pat me on the back, I’d prefer to feel like it’s because I earned it.
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