Reasons I Need a Treat
It has been a long week, and now it’s [FRIDAY / SATURDAY]. I’ve finished my [BREAKFAST / LUNCH / DINNER].
Caleb Coy is a freelance writer and editor who has written for McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, Little Old Lady, The Common, Hippocampus, and elsewhere. He is the author of the 2015 novel, An Authentic Derivative. He might have written a card or two from Cards Against Humanity.
It has been a long week, and now it’s [FRIDAY / SATURDAY]. I’ve finished my [BREAKFAST / LUNCH / DINNER].