Jokes
Why don’t we fight rising sea levels by raising sky levels?
Do dogs know they have bones inside them?
The drum: sounds’ trampoline.
How do we decide which soup of the day becomes soup of the year?
Flying a kite is like having the wind on a leash.
What is a “quarian” and why are so many old people against it?
You are now entering the calzone, where everything is folded in half.