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Luís Leal Miranda Lisbon, Portugal

The invisible man's imaginary friend.

Comedy Writing

For the first time in 1,500 years, the world’s most iconic board game is getting an update, thanks to the new subscription-based platform, Chess+™

Bees transition from absolute monarchy to a constitutional democracy. The Queen exists only for ceremonial purposes.

Hypochondria is best cured by letting people who think they’re doctors treat people who think they’re sick.

— Luís Leal Miranda

A small centaur can have two ponytails.

— Luís Leal Miranda

LOST: Maze builder. Last seen on way to work.

— Luís Leal Miranda

What if there’s another set of teeth after the permanent teeth, but no one has ever lived long enough to find out?

— Luís Leal Miranda

Why don’t we fight rising sea levels by raising sky levels?

— Luís Leal Miranda

Do dogs know they have bones inside them?

— Luís Leal Miranda

The drum: sounds’ trampoline.

— Luís Leal Miranda

How do we decide which soup of the day becomes soup of the year?

— Luís Leal Miranda

Flying a kite is like having the wind on a leash.

— Luís Leal Miranda

What is a “quarian” and why are so many old people against it?

— Luís Leal Miranda

You are now entering the calzone, where everything is folded in half.

— Luís Leal Miranda