You sit down with a macchiato to check Instagram, so you go to join the Wifi, and instead of a clever name, you find yourself logging on to "ATT117x"?
What do we do with all the identities people pay with? That’s none of your business. They were handed over in a totally legitimate transaction.
Think of me as the gamma-ray to your Bruce Banner, only I give you none of the superpowers and all of the anger.
If we don’t come up with an ingenious sign, no one will ever come in, meaning no one will share post shots of our killer foam art.