Valentine’s Day Notes from My Severely Color Blind Partner
Life is never blue when I’m with you. P.S. What’s blue?
Comedy Writing
What I Imagine a Cyclist Thinks Will Happen If They Don’t Wear Their Skin-Tight Outfit
When I explain to them that this has never happened before and it’s only because I’m not wearing the proper attire, they laugh even harder.
NFL-Inspired Power Rankings for Everyone at My Family’s Thanksgiving
After four down and out years, hardcore MAGA uncle Rick has regained his mojo with Trump back in office.
Husband Life: Heroic Fantasies Versus Reality
Fantasy: Emotionally, I am more stable than a 1000-year-old Sequoia. Reality: I faked a cat allergy when my wife caught me crying at Toy Story 3.
My Writing Style Is Best Described as a Cross Between Every Great Writer Ever
What no one seems to understand is that, as an artist, it’s my duty to pay homage to all the literary titans who have influenced me.