My Requirements for a New Social Media App
Yes, I want to see my friend’s joke about pouring milk in the bowl before cereal, but I also want a bot to direct me to pussy in bio.
Lana Schwartz is a writer who was born and raised in New York City, where she continues to live today. You can read her writing on The New Yorker, The Hairpin, The Toast, and in her journals, which will be published posthumously.
Yes, I want to see my friend’s joke about pouring milk in the bowl before cereal, but I also want a bot to direct me to pussy in bio.
He's always asleep during both sunrise and sunset, so he's never seen one before. Doesn't get what the big deal is.