Ways to Say No to Drugs While Still Looking Cool
“Sorry, I can’t, I’m doing drugs later with a different group of cooler kids.”
Originally from Louisville, Kentucky, Tyler took his brand of offbeat, quirky and often silly comedy and performed throughout the midwest before eventually moving to Southern California. As a stand up Tyler was a semi-finalist on Comcast's Trial By Laughter. Tyler's comedy has been heard on Audible's comedy channel and his writing has appeared on the front page of Reddit.
“Sorry, I can’t, I’m doing drugs later with a different group of cooler kids.”
Well, I bet you all felt pretty stupid a month later when we got divorced. You all are just wrong time after time.
You are entropy incarnate. Which is captured much more accurately by this clip of a frog with long, sexy lady legs that burps up the word "Strike."
2. (Taylor’s Version) Thou shalt not throw shade on my name or thy will face the wrath of hundreds of vengeful Swifites online.
The customer is always right, unless they contradict an utterance bequeathed by the orbs.
Hereclitus’ principle of unity in opposites can best be illustrated by the Toyota Sienna.
You think I won't beat you up? Just watch me! Please, don't fight back. Just watch me beat you up.
The tension from the end of the last film has not gone away, things are getting more tense between the logs as the fire continues to rage.
When I go to work people assume, just because I drive an ice cream truck, that I must really love ice cream, or that I sell ice cream.
Protests are okay but I can't go to the Olive Garden because I use the breadsticks for things that are "objectionable" and "extremely upsetting?"
Ever gaze over your huge pile of thousands of children's teeth and ask yourself, "How can I make this mountain of kid teeth even larger?"
Andre The Giant contributed significantly less to the collective knowledge of germ theory.
Is there anything more precious than a child’s laughter? Yes: their extremely valuable, and virtually unused, kidneys.