Scary Stories to Tell Adults in the Dark
A New Ache: Jonah awoke one morning to find his feet had been possessed.
Erica Lies' work has appeared in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The New Yorker's Daily Shouts, and the Washington Post. She has two theater degrees, a decade of improv experience, and an annual income of 7 drink tickets.
A New Ache: Jonah awoke one morning to find his feet had been possessed.
To start, what kind of face wash do you use? Quel horror if you say “just bar soap.”
What was the number of the locker where I left you anonymous notes saying you’d be pretty if you washed your face?
Release the need for meaningless trivia and you will never Google again. If you still thirst for knowledge, there’s always DuckDuckGo.
Coding is a great creative outlet, but only the most talented people become CEOs of publicly traded companies.