FAQ About ExxonMobil’s Plant-a-Tree Pledge
For every barrel of oil sold, a mid-level sales associate enters a tally mark into a Google spreadsheet.
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For every barrel of oil sold, a mid-level sales associate enters a tally mark into a Google spreadsheet.
I’ll cut to the chase-Please stop running blackjack tables out of the CubeSmart.
I don’t want my future to go up in smoke. Sam is always watching. I don’t want to risk my chances of getting into a good college. Or my standing with Sam.
Faerie Lights: For when you’re watching "Garden State" with him for the first time.
Like all bars with inscrutable locations, it’s a speakeasy. A “secret” bar. But it’s a secret the way it’s “a secret” your aunt got a facelift in 2015.
I’ve got everything lined up so this grilling experience won’t be sullied by past mistakes. Remember the infamous Frankless Fourth of July?
We are here to serve scorn and derision, and able to discern the net worth of patrons with a half-second, contemptful glance.
Good. Don’t click the link. Now, a wild badger climbs through the break room window and makes a beeline for your unguarded computer.
I didn’t go to Tisch so I could buy cocaine for a lemur. Plus, lemurs need three times as much snow to get going.
Btw can’t pay you, but will provide you with a new car air freshener. The beavers have a bit of an odor. Not bad, but definitely noticeable.
I’ve never lied about being robbed at gunpoint to avoid admitting to pissing in some bushes outside of a western Rio de Janeiro gas station.
Becoming by Michelle Obama - A brief history of the bureaucratic red tape Michelle had to jump through to change her last name from Robinson.