- Several Loose Flashlights - One Omni-Seasonal Jack-O-Lantern
Make entering your Airbnb a confrontational experience. Rude, even.
I swear this dog knows every command except "speak?" I'm always carrying the conversation!
Five Zoom Habits That Say “I’m Actually a Sailor from the 17th Century and I Must Return to My Time”
You’ve sworn you’ve heard the unmistakable “thunk” of a peg-leg issuing from their mic on more than one Zoom call.
While it’s important to develop your key players (namely, your mom and your ex-boyfriend Ethan), don’t be afraid to throw in some side characters!
"When we stop for snacks, don't buy the Cookies 'N' Creme Hershey's bar. I bought one last year after my soccer tournament and it made me gag."