We Must Find the Culprit of These Heinous Murders Because the Detectives Keep Using All the Red Yarn I Need for Knitting
All that yarn wasted connecting pictures of faces when it could be connecting the rose petals of my hand-knit floral sweater.
Comedy Writing
What Satire Means to Me, a Straight, White, Cis Man
For me, satire is more than a literary genre. It’s the freedom to say whatever I want and not be accountable for any of it because “I’m just kidding.”
Alternatives to “Shakespeare in the Park”
Enjoy public performances like "George Bernard Shaw on a Precariously-Balanced Manhole Cover" and "David Mamet in the Penn Station Bathrooms."