An Exhaustive, Step-by-Step Guide to Buying Tickets to a Young Pop Star’s Concert as a 30-Something
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How to Pick Your Battles with Your Children
Will whatever the child is trying to do harm them but make for an awesome viral video?
Who’s Who on Your Group Tour
The Anxious Solo Traveler - Decided to “step out of his comfort zone” by joining a tour where every minute is planned.
So Your Three-Year-Old Is a Masshole
Kayley blows past two seniors on recumbent trikes, yelling, “Get off the Pike, ya shitheads! This lane’s fa passin’!”
Course Catalog for the University of Passive Aggression
HHD 101: Introduction to Loud Sighing While Doing Dishes, TXT 250: Ellipses and Emotional Subtext, and SOC 480: "I'm Not Mad" While Obviously Mad.
Anxious Gift Givers: What They Say vs. What They Mean
I fear both your and your golden retriever’s rejection. The gift receipt to the anthropomorphic hot dog chew toy is my only source of comfort.
Your Campsite Report Card, as Written by the Bear About to Eat You
Noise: B+ Before the screaming, you were doing great.
Brainstorming Obstacles the Main Characters in My Rom-Com Must Overcome to Be Together
Dog Allergy: She has a dog and he is allergic to dogs.
Seven Signs Your Accountant Might Actually Be Mayor McCheese
His Hat Doesn’t Fit: When meeting with your accountant, you might not think to glance up at his purple top hat.
My Last Name Is Casper and Before You Ask: No, I’m Not That Friendly
If you say something like, "Oh, you mean, Casper like the ghost?” I will not return your giggle.
The Vision I Had When I Bought This Kitchen Appliance Versus Reality
Cast-Iron Pan Reality: The cake turns out “rustic,” but in a bad way.
Meet the Main Characters at the Starting Line of Your Local Half Marathon
The Working Mother of Three: She wakes up at 4:30 AM so that she can squeeze in a ten-miler before taking her kids to school and arriving at the office.