Holiday Season Tipping Etiquette For 2018
BARBER: It is customary to tip your barber $15 for each person who complimented your haircut and then immediately had sex with you.
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BARBER: It is customary to tip your barber $15 for each person who complimented your haircut and then immediately had sex with you.
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