Eddie Small | Points in Case

Eddie Small is a writer whose comedy has been published in The New Yorker, The Onion, McSweeney's and, of course, Points in Case.

Comedy Writing

Don’t get me wrong—on paper, you had pretty much everything we were looking for. But your experience was not at our company, in this exact position.

A pretty solid memory of that "Boy Meets World" episode where Cory’s mom gives birth to his younger brother.

You know what they say: you can’t live in the past, when all of my achievements paled in comparison to yours.

I feel like such an idiot. How many times did I tell myself, “make sure you turn off the lights, lock the front door, and put out the grease fire."

I was not leaving my house, both to avoid getting infected with COVID-19 and to avoid running into Joey “Iron Fists” Cachatolli.

We are adjusting our policy of requiring sick employees to come into work so we can laugh at them for being frail and weak.

The Emperor’s New Groove: Was the world clamoring for a remake of this 2000 sort-of hit that was almost universally praised as “fine?”

I know we aren’t particularly close, but we do have a ton of friends in common, which means it would be a lot of fun for me to go to your wedding.

We used to have lights, but we found that they reminded people way too much of their cell phone screens, so we got rid of them.

"Aja": Such an underrated Steely Dan album. “Deacon Blues” and “Peg” as back-to-back tracks? Come on.

All lifeguards are entitled to one free snack per day. In exchange, all snack bar employees are entitled to one free rescue per day. Make it count.

BARBER: It is customary to tip your barber $15 for each person who complimented your haircut and then immediately had sex with you.