FAQ: What Concerned Kids Need to Know to Keep Their Adults Safe on Facebook
Q. What is Facebook? A. It’s a great place for people to connect with others who are also lonely in the suburbs.
Q. What is Facebook? A. It’s a great place for people to connect with others who are also lonely in the suburbs.
Press mute on unsettling thoughts like this by turning up the volume on a new pair of Beats by Dr. Dre.
A black-magic-hexed Incredible Edible Chocolate Spectacular arrangement. Perfect for anyone with whom you have an unfinished score to settle.
Circle Two: Cooking Tutorials - Wistfully, the penniless souls here all live in studio apartments where the only cooking appliance is a hotplate.
Soldier 1: The rockets red glare looked cool. But I messed up the bombs and they just started bursting in air.
Soldier 2: Don’t worry about it. Doubt anyone noticed.
Imagine my surprise discovering “Sex Ed” was just the name of a class and not the name of the coolest guy in high school.
*Me after a breakup in 4th grade*
“Is it better to have like-liked and lost? Or to have never like-liked at all?”
The Little Engine That Could, Thought it Couldn’t, Got Inspired, Second Guessed Itself, Tried a Little, Then Got on Instagram and Forgot All About It
“This isn’t my first rodeo!” I said, pronouncing “rodeo” like “Rodeo Drive,” signaling that it was, in fact, my first rodeo.