I suppose oysters are a noted aphrodisiac, but even those could never overpower the terrifying sight of your lover’s haircut.
Lyra? Aranelle? Zuma? Kyleena? Gio?
The one spring day every year in New York City in which it is neither torrentially sleeting nor 95 degrees and humid.
Andrew Cuomo: Intimidate, Inoculate, Incriminate Ted Bundy: Marry, Fuck, Kill Hamlet: Be, Not Be, Wonder Lil Nas X: Yee, Haw, Satan-Worship