I Have Designated Myself as the Chief Operating Officer of This Fun Weekend Trip
Emily, I couldn’t help but notice you texted “we’re gonna soooooooooo fucked up. 🤪” Would you be willing to own next steps on that?
Chandler Dean is a comedian and speechwriter. He is a Senior Director at West Wing Writers and a Contributing Writer at Lovett or Leave It. His satire has been published in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Reductress, and Hard Drive. He has also worked for late night shows like Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Late Night with Seth Meyers, and the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
Emily, I couldn’t help but notice you texted “we’re gonna soooooooooo fucked up. 🤪” Would you be willing to own next steps on that?
Tonight, if you have dedicated your life to anything other than archaic information, you’re gonna have a rough time.