Tonight, if you have dedicated your life to anything other than archaic information, you’re gonna have a rough time.
Chandler Dean is a comedian and speechwriter. He is a Senior Director at West Wing Writers and a Contributing Writer at Lovett or Leave It. His satire has been published in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Reductress, and Hard Drive. He has also worked for late night shows like Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Late Night with Seth Meyers, and the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.