He’ll make sure every American has access to basic libido killers, like subscriptions to the Criterion Channel and graphic tees that say “Mommy’s Little Gamer.”
New reservations are released four times a year at 2:01 AM on the Winter Solstice, the Summer Solstice, the Spring Equinox, and Armistice Day.
Labor Day - Here’s what they won’t tell you about Karl Marx: He’s a daddy!
This is progressing faster than I can manage—remember, I’m a marathon, not a sprint.
I suppose oysters are a noted aphrodisiac, but even those could never overpower the terrifying sight of your lover’s haircut.
Okay Peloton community, we’re about to slim down that inbox! Take a deep inhale and move those unread messages straight to the trashcan.
The one spring day every year in New York City in which it is neither torrentially sleeting nor 95 degrees and humid.