RE: Met Gala Coat Check
ONE hat per person—five chic Homburgs stylishly stacked on top of each other do NOT count as one.
Helen Laser is a writer and audiobook narrator living in New York City. Her work has appeared in McSweeney’s, Points In Case, Lit Magazine, Referential Magazine, Crab Fat Magazine, The Weekly Humorist, The Satirist, Robot Butt, Inwood Indiana Press, and First Writer, among others. In the audiobook world, she is an Audie Award Finalist, Audiofile Earphones Award winner, LA Times Book Awards Finalist, and RUSA Listen List pick. Her narration has been selected by Reese Witherspoon for her book club, for the Read With Jenna/Today Show Book Club, and has made many lists including (but not limited to): Audible's "Editors Picks," Apple Audiobooks "Must Listens," Libro.fm's "Most Pre-Ordered Audiobooks," Amazons "Top 10 Audiobooks," The New York Times "7 Audiobooks to Listen to Now," The Wall Street Journal's "The 12 Best Audiobooks for Every Reader" and many more. Thankfully, she did not complete the final item on her 6th-grade to-do list: “Try not to be soooo silly all the time.”
ONE hat per person—five chic Homburgs stylishly stacked on top of each other do NOT count as one.
- The Checkers Dream Ballet - Tarnation! Elation! But Howd’ya Spell Crustation?
You’ve become strangers to one another—growing apart the closer you cling.... But with apples!
I know we only met in passing at Brianna’s Axe-Throwing Farewell Party, but I got SUCH a great vibe from you.